HAHAHA! That's pretty funny...wait what?

camiferd:

lostinadreamingstate:

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leah-cantaloupe:

holymotherofrowling:

locksandglasses:

girl-eats-pie:

vainerbuckle:

captain-jamie-kirk:

waxpapereyes:

dykefm:

HAHAHAHAHA.

“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”

The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason

“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”

Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss

YES

‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’

Stuart: A Life Backwards

oh.

“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”

The Hobbit

I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.

“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”
Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o 

“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”

Kindred, by Octavia Butler

“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”

that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.

“That doesn’t matter right now” oh….. hashtag oh.

Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Theif

“That doesn’t matter right now” lol i figureed

“Usually it was like spillage - cold and heavy, slippery, and gray- but once and a while some stars had the nerve to rise and float, if only for a few minutes.”

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.

..Um..

“And as the weeks passed we revealed more and more of ourselves to each other.”

The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice

Fitting. c:

“I am neither here nor there, but there - a little to the left.”

From This is a Book by Demetri Martin.

hahahahahahaha okey dokey then. 

(Source: loveclaire)